Girls: According to the norm, us guys have to ask you out, we have to pay for the date, we have to call first, we have the buy the ring, we have to propose, and we have to put up with PMS. The least you could do is make us a sammich, amirite?

I wouldn't really mind it so much if guys spelled sandwich the right fucking way.

I am fairly positive this was just copy/pasted of the DBPB homepage from earlier today.

girls: youre actually the one that usually has to call first

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