Your pillow is practically your spouse. You sleep with it, hold it close, cry into it when you're sad, scream into it when you're angry, love it at the end of a long day, and wash it when it gets old, amirite?
Polygamy is not gender-specific. Gender-specific polygamy is known as either polygyny or polyandry. Polygyny is one man married to multiple women, and polyandry is one woman married to multiple men.
And polyandry most certainly does occur ubiquitously in places with a strong family ethic, which is more than you'd think.
"teach your children pillows life lessons, have fights with your teenage pillows, have interventions with them, watch them grow up and get married to someone who will someday hit them and then have make up sex with them..."
Well, I did see an episode of My Strange Addiction where a woman was addicted to a pillow. She was so faithful to it that when her boyfriend asked to marry her, she said no because he did not accept her pillow in the relationship.
When I'm angry I scream neither into my pillow nor into my spouse, I don't cry into my spouse, I don't hold my pillow close and I don't wait for my pillow to get old before I wash it.
This post might as well have said:
"Your house is a lot like your partner, you make food in it, you cuddle with it, it's where you keep your knives and sometimes it wears t-shirts, amirite?"
My friend slept on my pillow last night. Did my husband cheat on me? I was okay with it, I was actually the one who handed it over to her, but now thinking it over... I'm beginning to feel used and betrayed. I think I'm going to break up with my pillow tonight. I deserve better than a pillow who will lie with anyone who will use it. TO HELL WITH PILLOWS! I'm sleeping with a man tonight.
You forgot that the other side can be colder than Siberia in winter and after a while no matter what you do it will always be lumpy in all the wrong places.
Yeah. My husband had better watch out if he gets old. "INTO THE WASHER, OLD MAN."
IF he get's old?
Wow, way to judge. Who are you to question Andrea's husband's mortality?
its as though your comment got potd too :')
I have like eight pillows on my bed and surround myself with all of them. I guess I am just a cheating whore.
I have 2 and sometimes 3
Or you're just a polygamist.
Obviously I am a girl. Polygamy is usually men married to multiple women, hardly ever the other way around,
Polygamy is not gender-specific. Gender-specific polygamy is known as either polygyny or polyandry. Polygyny is one man married to multiple women, and polyandry is one woman married to multiple men.
And polyandry most certainly does occur ubiquitously in places with a strong family ethic, which is more than you'd think.
I never said it wasn't women married to several men. I was just saying that it is usually men married to several women.
Set the precedent.
This post gave me disturbing thoughts about putting my face against my spouse and screaming and then washing her.
I'd say exciting rather than disturbing.
Hahahaha.
And you hit it when your pissed off!
When my pissed off what?! The suspense is killing me!
you're not a very good spouse then
Not hardly.
This is my pillow
http://ctrlv.in/76314
I've always wanted a cat for a spouse :3
your issues are immense.
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I need to hop on that shit.
Favvkes or the newest type of comment?
I was actually talking about feces.
Well, I guess that makes sense too, for you at least.
Page 2 of google search results... I'm onto you Favvkes
You should have added "hump it, have sex with it, make babies with it..."
bow chica bow wow
"teach your children pillows life lessons, have fights with your teenage pillows, have interventions with them, watch them grow up and get married to someone who will someday hit them and then have make up sex with them..."
Marrying a pillow sounds particularly lonely (x
I believe it has been done before.
Apparently someone married the Eiffel Tower, too.
She described her sex life with it as "walking around it nude"
You're doing it wrong
In Soviet Russia does Jihad blow up for the sake of him?
Well, I did see an episode of My Strange Addiction where a woman was addicted to a pillow. She was so faithful to it that when her boyfriend asked to marry her, she said no because he did not accept her pillow in the relationship.
Where do I put the ring?
However, our sex life isn't the best, but she gets laid on a lot.
wait you scream into your spouse? lol
while giving oral
mmm kinkyyy
When I'm angry I scream neither into my pillow nor into my spouse, I don't cry into my spouse, I don't hold my pillow close and I don't wait for my pillow to get old before I wash it.
This post might as well have said:
"Your house is a lot like your partner, you make food in it, you cuddle with it, it's where you keep your knives and sometimes it wears t-shirts, amirite?"
You also get a new one when the old one gets lumpy.
I remember reading about the 5 weirdest marriages to inanimate objects.
One was a video game character, one was that guy with the pillow, one was the lady with the Eiffel tower, I forgot the other two.
TREE! I'M GONNA GO WITH TREE! IS IT TREE?
i drool on and bite my pillow sometimes
not that i'd do that to my spouse or anything
I bet you do it with Raymond, amirite?
maybe
Just kidding. I know you don't. XD
My friend slept on my pillow last night. Did my husband cheat on me? I was okay with it, I was actually the one who handed it over to her, but now thinking it over... I'm beginning to feel used and betrayed. I think I'm going to break up with my pillow tonight. I deserve better than a pillow who will lie with anyone who will use it. TO HELL WITH PILLOWS! I'm sleeping with a man tonight.
I have 2 pillows in one case- 'cause I'm freaky like that.
Your spouse is a conjoined twin?
i dont know if i scream into my spouse...
Thank you, Chelsea Handler.
You forgot that the other side can be colder than Siberia in winter and after a while no matter what you do it will always be lumpy in all the wrong places.
http://ctrlv.in/76317
and sometimes you wish your pillow was your spouse
okay okay, better? http://ctrlv.in/76318
I'd tap that.