+258 If it’s your birthday in November, then you know your parents really enjoyed Valentine’s Day, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And if your birthday is in February then you know that the Thanksgiving turkey wasn't the only hole getting stuffed

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's only 3 months...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's not your birthday. That's your penis's birthday.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and if you were born in september you know that your parents must of had a really fun christmas and new year

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They started the new year with a bang

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you may have been born early and your parents just got high and did it on a random Tuesday... At last that's how I was conceived.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Actually, it would be December birthdays, as by the time you realise you are pregnant and get it confirmed, it has already been a month, so technically you are pregnant for ten months.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

...I'm pretty sure that the body starts growing the fetus before the doctor confirms it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I was born the day after nine months after New Year's.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My birthday is on November 14...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What's bad is when your parents outright tell you that you were a Valentine's baby...

by Anonymous 12 years ago