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The Boy Who Cried Wolf...that title is out of date...Today, it's The Man Who Cried Rapture. Amirite?

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The Mayans Who Cried 2012

At first I wanted to vote YYA, but then I realised that there's been several hundreds of Rapture announcements and people buy it every single time...

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@At first I wanted to vote YYA, but then I realised that there's been several hundreds of Rapture announcements and...

Yes indeed. This is the sadder version where the villagers come running every time, selling their homes in preparation for losing their livelihood that they're always convinced that this wolf is going to take.... Such a sad tale indeed.

The Wolf who cried "Boy!"

... He was relieved to hear that no one thinks of him as a threat anymore. Now he can pursue his dream: managing a daycare.

Post of the day?

Mr_Superfluouss avatar Mr_Superfluous Yeah You Are +23Reply
@Mr_Superfluous Post of the day?

inb4 "r u from the futer?" or "time macne"

Anonymous +38Reply
@Mr_Superfluous Post of the day?

That would be awesome!(:

Madison_s avatar Madison_ Yeah You Are +6Reply
Anonymous +32Reply
@Dwight Yes

hey dwight funny meeting you here...

For all the people who told everyone what they truly think about them...it's pretty awkward now, huh?

sonickemets avatar sonickemet Yeah You Are +23Reply
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@1259680

You're right. That would have been a better word. Thank you!

Madison_s avatar Madison_ Yeah You Are +16Reply

And then when the rapture really IS coming, he'll be like "NO GUYS FOR REAL THIS TIME" and everyone'll be all "YEAH SURE OKAY... THIS GUY'S SUCH AN ATTENTION WH- OH NO OH SHIT AHHHHHH"

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@1266347

don't ask "amirite?" on comments. That's just low class.

The Groy who cried Molf.

@Matthias The Groy who cried Molf.

FLANIMALS!
I love you so much.

The boy grew up, I guess.

Mein_Geists avatar Mein_Geist Yeah You Are +17Reply

One day the rapture will actually happen and you'll alll be sorry.

@Nonsense_Narwhal Yea right

Wow you actually beat the inb4 this time

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@1266243

"Friend"? How dare you. I have no friends.

Anonymous +5Reply
@"Friend"? How dare you. I have no friends.

(Your+name+(optional)): Please don't make "'__'? How dare you. __." become the next "_? That's offensive to ____!" We don't need another "thing".

That's right. I said it.

And you can't stop me in my quest to defeat all that is holy!

@1266200

It's not called a "thing" on here. It's called using the reply button.

@1266200

Yeah, ban her for replying o herself. That's a great reason. no smilie

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +3Reply
@Nonsense_Narwhal Yea right

...you're not funny, I don't get what's up with all the thumbs up,
Just because you talk to yourself?
that's not very clever or witty.

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are -6Reply
@Nonsense_Narwhal you're not funny!!! and also, i slept with your mother last night.

just being honest, I don't get why people love your comments so much.

I thought it was funny the first time or so cause you forgot to go anonymous but...

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are 0Reply
@TalkingRice just being honest, I don't get why people love your comments so much. I thought it was funny the first time or so...

I didn't forget to go anon, i did it on purpose. After I wrote my story i realized somebody was going to do it and i wanted to beat them to the punch, then since people loved it so much i felt obligated to do it again, in reality i've done it about five times, and i dont plan to continue doing it because i'ts getting old.

@Nonsense_Narwhal I didn't forget to go anon, i did it on purpose. After I wrote my story i realized somebody was going to do it and...

yeah, I saw the it the first time and thought it was pretty funny, but it died after the first time.
I thought it was your own version of a forced meme, hahas

TalkingRices avatar TalkingRice Yeah You Are 0Reply

FOLLOW UPS!! I DISLIKE THEM.

NoSoapRadios avatar NoSoapRadio Yeah You Are +4Reply
@NoSoapRadio FOLLOW UPS!! I DISLIKE THEM.

In the about section, it specifically states not to use follow-ups for thanking everyone. Which is what OP did.

@pb55020 In the about section, it specifically states not to use follow-ups for thanking everyone. Which is what OP did.

Followups are designed for the creator of a post to give extra information that will help people when they decide how to vote. They are NOT for people to say "omg it's on the home page, thanks". You'll notice them in a blue bubble on some posts. You can add a followup to your post once it has 500 votes in total. A good example of what a followup is intended for is here: http://www.amirite.net/1

@pb55020 Followups are designed for the creator of a post to give extra information that will help people when they decide...

Sorry!! I was really excited and had intentions to take it down the next day. I know what they are meant for, and be thankful I wasn't like, "omgggzzzz hahaha my post is post of the say lozzerzzzz." which is what I've seen before. Its been removed.

Madison_s avatar Madison_ Yeah You Are +1Reply

"and the world ended, and there were no more sheep."

The difference is that the third time the boy cried wolf, there was an actual wolf.
Rapture has ben cried several hundred times, and people still fall for it.

Anonymous +4Reply

the score is 2012... should i be scared?

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@1266093

Oops, I read the joke wrong. I didn't see it as the title.

@1266093

You know who ELSE is fined?

My MOM!

Anonymous -2Reply
@You know who ELSE is fined? My MOM!

(Muscle Man): Did she speed past a red light or something? hmm smilie

@1266088

In a title, every word that is important is capitalized.....

@pb55020 In a title, every word that is important is capitalized.....

You know who ELSE is capitalized?

My MOM!

Muscle Man: "My MOM!" Capital of the World.

Anonymous -1Reply

But the rapture hasn't happened yet...

@swimlax But the rapture hasn't happened yet...

It hasn't? Wow, I haven't noticed, I guess that's why all the people are still here

Anonymous +40Reply
@It hasn't? Wow, I haven't noticed, I guess that's why all the people are still here

(Your+name+(optional)): Just saying, the wolf actually came in the story

@swimlax (Your+name+(optional)): Just saying, the wolf actually came in the story

So if the story is true, and October is his third prediction... Guys guess what, I bet you didn't know this but the WORLD'S GOING TO END!!!

Anonymous +12Reply

Apocalypse was better...

What a ridiculously gnarly POTD, Ant!

Anonymous -5Reply

The wording is kind of awkward

Anonymous +10Reply

How dare you insinuate that classic folktale literature has no room in a modern society! If you were anonymous, I'd slug you...

@Shadi How dare you insinuate that classic folktale literature has no room in a modern society! If you were anonymous...

(Chauncy Pickles): if you were a gastropod mollusk that lacked a shell... i'd slug you.

@Ross (Chauncy Pickles): if you were a gastropod mollusk that lacked a shell... i'd slug you.

If you were a living invertebrate that never experienced true love, I'd slug you...

The Woman who Cried Rape

@eldorito The Woman who Cried Rape

I'm pretty sure people don't do that... Except Mayella Ewell

Anonymous +52Reply
@I'm pretty sure people don't do that... Except Mayella Ewell

(Your+name+(optional)): And Kelly from the Office.

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +18Reply
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@1266238

Aah To Kill A Mockingbird... Goood stuff :)

Jelly_Jars avatar Jelly_Jar Yeah You Are +6Reply
@1266238

Ya but no matter how bad her life might have been, she did something very wrong, and caused the death of an innocent man by doing so.

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@1266261

The book or the comment? If you mean the comment, then yes, I'm a retard.

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@1266238

Who said she was a mockingbird?

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@1267516

I thought you implied that someone said that, but okay.

@eldorito The Woman who Cried Rape

I was literally JUST about to comment that. Great minds think alike, no joke.

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