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"Psh, come on man, it isn't like talking to a girl." - Rocket scientists, amirite?

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"Come on, it's not like stealing cereal from little kids," -Trix Rabbit

"I'll say!" - Chip the Cookie Crisp wolf (dog?)

"You think that's bad? Try PROTECTING the cereal FROM the kids," - Lucky the Leprechaun

"At least kids like eating your cereal..." -Raisin Bran guy

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@1265797

Teletubbies. Since there are televisions on their stomachs. I can't believe I'm defending Teletubbies, but yeah.

How bad is it that the first thing I thought of was Team Rocket scientists?

shorkians avatar shorkian Yeah You Are +27Reply
@Handsy "Oh come on, it's not like catching pikachu" - Team rocket.

"Oh come on, it's not like getting laid." - The Pope.

@God_the_Almighty "Oh come on, its not like creating a planet" - me

Oh come on, it's not like stealing a basket of bread from a 6 year old girl. - Swiper the Fox

{couldn't resist}

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +15Reply
@Axolotl But that wasn't a combo breaker.

In my world it was. But hey, everybody has the right to live in their own dimension. . .I think mine's always been slightly to the left of everyone elses.
and WOOT 7 THUMBS DOWN!

@shorkian How bad is it that the first thing I thought of was Team Rocket scientists?

Oh come on, it's not like it's losing weight- America

I'm American, so I can make that joke.

OnebadWhiteKids avatar OnebadWhiteKid Yeah You Are +48Reply
@OnebadWhiteKid Oh come on, it's not like it's losing weight- America I'm American, so I can make that joke.

Oh come on, it's not like continuing a trend- Everyone who has contributed to this thread.

Axolotls avatar Axolotl Yeah You Are +24Reply

Dear blank please blank :)

DobbyTheElfs avatar DobbyTheElf Yeah You Are +25Reply

Jim Gaffigan

"Oh, come on, it's not like telling the difference between a wolf and my grandma." -Red Riding Hood.

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@1264781

What's the follow up say? I'm in mobile so I can't see it...

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@What's the follow up say? I'm in mobile so I can't see it...

Fresh from the bible of Amirite:

Anthorinthians Chapter 5, verse 31:

No, I did not "steal" this directly from another website, I had heard it somewhere from my friends and thought it was funny, so I posted it here to spread this wonderful joke, even if I did not make it up myself. And even if I did, someone still would've known it's been said before. :)

God_Almightys avatar God_Almighty Yeah You Are +8Reply
@1264781

...bitchy? well, i agree with everything else, but it's not bitchy.

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@1264781

Yes, yes it was defensive. I wanted to clear some things up :)

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@1266377

I'd rather have people be irritated with me for the right reason at least. :) Can I just be happy with that?

that is so funny.

"Come on! It's not like choosing which seat to take!" - Rebecca Black

Draco_Malfoys avatar Draco_Malfoy Yeah You Are +8Reply

Jim Gaffigan Beyond the pale

fox_uncles avatar fox_uncle Yeah You Are +7Reply

ENOUGH WITH THE FOLLOW-UPS

NoSoapRadios avatar NoSoapRadio Yeah You Are +7Reply

"oh, come on, it's not like telling the difference between someone that wants to help me and a fox that obviously wants to eat me." - Gingerbread Man

stolen from DBPB >:|

Anonymous +5Reply
@stolen from DBPB >:|

No, they actually stole it from Jim Gaffigan. Or at least, he said it first.

Cesares avatar Cesare Yeah You Are +15Reply

Oh come one, it's not like figuring out where that music is coming from.

HallowVortexs avatar HallowVortex Yeah You Are +3Reply

haha love it.

Anonymous +1Reply

haha totes!

alittleannoyeds avatar alittleannoyed Yeah You Are +1Reply
@alittleannoyed haha totes!

Is it really that hard to spell out totally?

@MEOWW Is it really that hard to spell out totally?

"Psh, come on man, it is not like spelling out 'totally'" - alittleannoyed

Phils avatar Phil Yeah You Are +12Reply
@MEOWW Is it really that hard to spell out totally?

ummm no, your dumb. I meant it like "props" if you don't know what that means, you're hopeless.

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@1264437

bum bum bum and he waddled away bum bum bum bum dada dum

swimlaxs avatar swimlax Yeah You Are +24Reply
@1264437

no, but we sell lemonade!

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@1264448

Just no. You edited it. -.-

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@1264439

is there an echo in here?

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@1264576

Spam on PotD is not okay. :P

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@1265542

amirite: share your thoughts, opinions, JOKES.....

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@1265584

ignoring the fact that I slept with your mother...

Anonymous +3Reply

Geez, someone sure is touchy.

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@1264615

alludes to insensitivity; gets down voted and told to get a sense of humor

I voted on this before it was POTD.

I am a hipster.
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OnebadWhiteKids avatar OnebadWhiteKid Yeah You Are -2Reply

abortion....

DBPB...

Anonymous -15Reply
@DBPB...

'eye'... as in singular? How the hell do you roll only one eye?

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