-214 It would be better to have a penis that turns green and tears out of your clothing like the Incredible Hulk every time you get aroused than a normal one. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

uh.... not really, although thats funny.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Yours doesn't do that already?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No. Mine turns turquoise :(

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I just got the worst mental image.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a lot of new clothes I would gotta buy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yup... school would be interesting

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Like any girl wants to fuck a green penis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Exactly, they'd think he's got some weird infection or something.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Dad, this is my prom date, Jim" *awkward hulk moment*

by Anonymous 12 years ago