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Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also about Books-31Books very rarely make you laugh out loud, amirite?
Also about chocolate+569Why is it that in chocolate commercials, there's always a pretty girl slowly eating chocolate? Guys like chocolate too, amirite?
Also about chocolate-45They put all sorts of things into chocolate, like nougat, peanut butter, coconut, and caramel. So why is there not really a honey-filled chocolate bar? That would be delicious, amirite?
Also about Books+55The joke: "You're so fat you have more chins than a Chinese phone book" is outdated on multiple levels, amirite?
Also by albinostickman+26Despite what my user-name says I am not albino nor a stick nor a man. I am simply a dark haired, average weight, fifteen-year-old girl. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said that last part. I forgot there are PedoBears on this website. amirite?
Also by albinostickman+21They should make a Vampires Suck 2 after Breaking Dawn comes out, amirite?
Also about Books+92The more we can relate to the main character(s), the more interest the book holds, amirite?
Also by albinostickman+13Do you really need to say Fail after every time I make a mistake? It's not funny anymore and it was only funny the first time, amirite?
Also about chocolate+224Chocolate chip ice cream is really a disappointing flavor. It's really just vanilla, with a few miniscule chocolate bits thrown in here and there, which ends up ruining both the pure vanilla flavor and the effect of the chocolate, amirite?