The great thing about escalators is that they are never out of order. They just turn into stairs. Instead of putting a sign that says "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order", we should just put "Escalator Temporarily Stairs", amirite?

+516 The great thing about escalators is that they are never out of order. They just turn into stairs. Instead of putting a sign that says "Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order", we should just put "Escalator Temporarily Stairs", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So sorry for the convenience.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The mall in my town completely blocks it off as if the steps have turned to acid and the mall cops have to stand there so nobody uses them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Mitch Hedberg's best joke IMO.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm glad somebody got that reference. That man was a funny funny person.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Maybe its broken?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

At least give credit where it's due, unoriginal faggot

by Anonymous 12 years ago

ok, SERIOUSLY? So, amirite mods of whomever not only allow plagarism, they also allow plagarism of plagarism? No offense op. This joke did make me smile. I'm just irritated that stuff myself and other friends have posted gets deleted for having been previously posted. This exact joke has been posted far more than once, yet it's never an issue? Please explain.

by Anonymous 12 years ago