+280 If It doesn't kill you then It will annoy you, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Breathing doesn't kill me but it certainly doesn't bother me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Converse: If it annoys you, then it will not kill you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

(Chauncy Pickles): Unless it's a swarm of bees. Both annoying and lethal

by Anonymous 12 years ago