+267 If each letter had a number (A=1, B=2, C=3, and so on), and you add up the points for the letters in the word and make that number a percentage, then “Slacking” gets you 76% to your goal, “Hard Work” gets you 98% there, and "Sucking up" gets you 121% to where you want to be. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

And "Fucking the boss repetitively to obtain your goal" gets you 823% there.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You must have a very busy life to have been able count out the exact value of that sentence...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

:l It's 535%. And I'm very ashamed that I counted that.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I didn't count it, I just picked a random number.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I'm not sure if you're right; I haven't done that math problem yet.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I have a hard time YYAing since I haven't checked it >_>

by Anonymous 11 years ago

i'm not sure but staying at home doing absolutely nothing and being extremely lazy for the rest of your life while everyone else you know works their asses off to pay taxes so you can collect your benefits must make you the most successful motherfucker of all time by that logic

by Anonymous 11 years ago

To be honest, this is stupid, because you can't just add up numbers and call it a percent.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

maybe it's assuming that the most you can get is 100. Not counting extra credit.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

It's still ridiculous, because you obviously //can// get more than 100 with most words.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

That would be the extra credit.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

There should be some negative numbers. Maybe all the vowels. It'd be more fun that way...

by Anonymous 11 years ago

What about giving "fun time in the mouth"s to your boss?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz = A lot more than 100% So the key to achieving your goals is sleeping as much as possible!

by Anonymous 11 years ago