+201 If It burns, it's working. Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the Aperture Science Emergency Intelligence Incinerator works pretty well

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless it's your penis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A bench.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's what I tell my friend when I straighten/curl her hair, but she still sits there wiggling around and screaming randomly like a little girl no

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Antiburn cream

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if it's water?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then you should probably not take my word for it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago