+362 Exaggerations get really old. "I wanted to kill myself because it took her FOREVER to get out of the bathroom"...really? Because that's a horrible way to die, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

ROTFL this is perhaps the funniest post I've read in my entire life!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oh certainly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One might say it's pretty... Shitty.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have to agree, that's really annoying. One of my friends was complaining because her dress hadn't come in the mail yet and she said "God, I'm just going to kill myself if it isn't here tomorrow."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I say that I'm going to kill myself for any minor inconvenience I come across, so I don't think exaggerations get old.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I would rather die than listen to any more of these exaggerations. I swear, people have been exaggerating before the beginning of time!

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I would paint flowers

by Anonymous 5 years ago