+309 "My dog ate my homework" is the most cliché homework excuse ever, but nobody ever uses it. Where did they get it, anyway? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

i once said i was helping little bo-peep find her sheep and i didnt have to do h/w for the next week

by Anonymous 13 years ago

that's when your teacher has a sense of humor...my french teacher has none of that. she'd give me detention.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Ylia?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

a boy who was in my class 3 years ago actually had his homework eaten by a dog srzly his mum brought in da chewed remains. it was funny

by Anonymous 13 years ago

I don't like you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Try saying that it ate your dog... =]

by Anonymous 13 years ago

"I didn't do my homework because my dog ate my dog!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

They probably got it from when their dog ate their homework.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have to wonder what the homework was that would make a dog feel compelled to ingest it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cooking class homework. ...but in all actuality, dog's will eat pretty much whatever's on the floor, depending on their how well they're trained.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I once had my homework destroyed by the cat. He knead it to pieces.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Same, only my cat ripped it apart with his teeth first, then knead it to pieces in front of me, just out of spite. Damn you, feline beast.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

An old math teacher of mine once had a student whose dog 'ate' his homework. The bag full of the pieces is probably still pinned to his board.

by Anonymous 12 years ago