+370 It would be awesome if a robber pointed a gun at you and yelled "Hands in the air, mofo!" and when you complied, he wordlessly sprayed deodorant on your armpits and walked away. It's just like, sweet, now I smell like citrus, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless the robber decides to be evil & sprays some disgusting kind of deodorant.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah like, "Why didnt you just shoot me instead of spraying me with the scent of shit"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*searches through bag & grabs deodorant* "Here, just use this, no one's going to go near me if I smell like shit."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or worse, sprays perfume!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or you could take it as an insult. "What, I don't smell good enough for you to rob?! Fuck you!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

you just made my week. thanks man!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Totally stole this from cyanide and happiness. What a fail.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hate when people do that. Go fuck yourself. BUT ILOVEYOU. No, not really.

by Anonymous 12 years ago