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It would be awesome if a robber pointed a gun at you and yelled "Hands in the air, mofo!" and when you complied, he wordlessly sprayed deodorant on your armpits and walked away. It's just like, sweet, now I smell like citrus, amirite?

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Cyanide and Happiness.

Anonymous +21Reply
@Cyanide and Happiness.

that sounds like it would be a cool name for a band

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are 0Reply
@Serg that sounds like it would be a cool name for a band

It's an even cooler name for a comic strip.

Anonymous +7Reply

Or you could take it as an insult.

"What, I don't smell good enough for you to rob?! Fuck you!"

FlyingGuineaPigs avatar FlyingGuineaPig Yeah You Are +21Reply

Unless the robber decides to be evil & sprays some disgusting kind of deodorant.

coolstorys avatar coolstory Yeah You Are +6Reply
@coolstory Unless the robber decides to be evil & sprays some disgusting kind of deodorant.

Yeah like, "Why didnt you just shoot me instead of spraying me with the scent of shit"

Dwights avatar Dwight Yeah You Are +12Reply
@Dwight Yeah like, "Why didnt you just shoot me instead of spraying me with the scent of shit"

searches through bag & grabs deodorant "Here, just use this, no one's going to go near me if I smell like shit."

coolstorys avatar coolstory Yeah You Are +1Reply

you just made my week. thanks man!

epicly_averages avatar epicly_average Yeah You Are +2Reply

Hate when people do that. Go fuck yourself. BUT ILOVEYOU.

No, not really.

Totally stole this from cyanide and happiness. What a fail.

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