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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if you held a gun to his wife's head and said "Start chucking"? Not enough, amirite?

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After reading this, I imagined a lone gun shot ringing out in the distance accompanied by the shrieks of a dozen baby woodchucks.

Galileos avatar Galileo Yeah You Are +5Reply

When I started reading this, in my head I read, "how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Then I realized that's not what it said at all.

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