I was naked.
Being naked makes everything better
Unless you were about to get laid...
It depends. If the situation is "I was about to get laid but her dad walked in" it would have been worse to be naked.
I was born...
Yeah like that one time when I was gettin it on with this guy and he peed all over me.. Oh wait.. Guess it couldn't have gotten worse
I was naked.
Being naked makes everything better
Unless you were about to get laid...
It depends. If the situation is "I was about to get laid but her dad walked in" it would have been worse to be naked.
I was born...
Yeah like that one time when I was gettin it on with this guy and he peed all over me.. Oh wait.. Guess it couldn't have gotten worse