+361 Cats are like room mates and dogs are like toddler siblings. Dogs are pretty much like: "What are we gonna do today? ARE WE GONNA GO FOR A WALK?!?! CAN I BRING MY TOY? PLEASE!?" Cats are like: "Dude, I'm freaking hungry so...when you go out would you pick me up some food when you're out? Alright, I'll hold down the fort." Amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Plus they poop when they're scared and insist on putting everything in sight into their mouths.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And cats always end up passing out where you need to get shit done.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And they can never seem to come up with their half of the rent.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But they're always there when you come home with the groceries.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And you always get stuck sifting their poop out of the litter box.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And they refuse to pay for the rabies shot after they bite you for no reason while you're walking down the hall.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And they hate bathing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Awh. This makes me miss my dog. :C

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You've obviously never met my cat.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hold down the fort... What a great expression.

by Anonymous 12 years ago