+439 Guys, the funniest way to accept a break up would be to scream in public; "FINE, THERE'S MORE FISH IN THE SEA, AND YOU'VE SEEN PERSONALLY HOW BIG MY FISHING POLE IS!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It would be 3 times as funny to do it as a girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

lolol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Unless you have a small penis. Then a girl could say. "Ya and you will catch no fish with how small that fishing pole is." Then you're single forever. And you have a small penis.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This does not apply for me though.... because I write PENIS in capital letters so i must have a big one

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Having a small penis is OK if you brag about it :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not that we should break up, but if we ever did... I kind of like the thought that we'd do it publicly and that there'd be penis talk.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My ex boyfriend did that to me when I broke up with him. I yelled back, "It's funny because you're a virgin."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

BJ does not equal sex.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This post does not equal bj

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It doesn't matter how big the fishing pole is if you don't have the right bait. Still funny, though.

by Anonymous 12 years ago