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Also about life+383When life gives you lemons, fuck it in the ass and give life lemon-aids. amirite?
Also by cookiedough+7Introverts: it's disappointing how nobody knows what a fucking awesome personality you have just because you don't talk to everyone, amirite?
Also about Countries & Places-36There are prob more obese, transsexual, Chinese, conjoined midget twins in this world than we realize, amirite?
Also by cookiedough+15Fish forget every three seconds. It's like, "I just figured out the meaning of life!" Blub, blub, blub... amirite?
Also about life+454The Tortoise and the Hare was one of the worst stories to convey a moral - yes, being slow and patient may help in some areas of life, and being too cocky isn't a good thing, but in a real life speed race, your opponent isn't going take a nap halfway through, amirite?
Also about life+78Life is like a RPG. You level up on your birthday, and gain various skills such as 'walking' and 'dancing' on the way. School is like the newbie zone, where you get free healing food and get taught everything you need to know. Then by the end of the newbie zone you get to choose your class (fireman, scientist, etc...) and you spend the rest of your RPG life completing quests before deadlines and earning money. But the only thing missing is respawn. amirite?
Also by cookiedough+32They have a dating sight for single blacks, but if there was a dating sight for single whites it would be considered racist. amirite?
Also about Countries & Places+50Anytime you think of Canada you think “they have amazing syrup.” Amirite? More
Also about life and earth+107All people on Earth are different incarnations of you. You are every person that has ever lived or will ever live. The universe was created so with each new life you could grow and mature and become a larger and greater intellect. You’re a fetus. You’re still growing. Once you’ve lived every human life throughout all time, you will have grown enough to be born. Intriguing thought, amirite?
Also about life and earth+149It's stupid how some people say there's no intelligent life out there because there are no other planets that can support life like earth. I mean, why the hell can't life adapt to the conditions on other planets like life here adapted, amirite?