+85 Whenever you buy someone a gift, you buy yourself a complimentary gift for being SO nice, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

... or I end up keeping it and then buy him or her a nice, heartfelt card. Lol jk. No, but seriously.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aww, what a nice person I am for buying this gift! I should get myself something for being so generous. Hmm. Well, this thing I just bought my friend is nice! I should just keep it. God, I'm an awesome friend!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If only there were more friends like you in the world, then they'd all be blessed with wonderful gifts of sorts!

by Anonymous 12 years ago