+367 All a girl really wants is a guy who looks her in the eyes instead of staring at her rack. No matter how wonderfully shaped it is, the place where a girl hangs her coat will never compare to the beautiful windows to her soul, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am an interior designer so I have to stare at the rack to make sure it is done right or I might get fired.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By this logic then I should have lots of ladies all over me if that was the only thing they want from a guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Spent almost a whole minute thinking about how a girl would hang a coat on her boobs before I got the joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

LOLOLOLOL <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's not ALL they want. If it were, we wouldn't have so many nice guys complaining that they can't get a girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Would I still look into a gingers eyes, even though they have no soul? Or am I allowed to look at their rack?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you see a ginger, look away immediately. Find some holy water if you can, and fend it off with a cross. It's the only thing you can do. If that doesn't work, run. Run like the wind, Bullseye.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

By looking into a ginger's eyes, you're showing them the window to YOUR soul. And that's not a good thing to do. Trust me, I know.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

what if her soul...is IN the rack?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

amazing can I see your boobs now?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It took me a while to realize this wasn't talking about boobs. I mean, coats do kind of go over your boobs. I'm ashamed of my lack of pun radar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What if her rack (where she hangs her clothes) is a Horcrux?

by Anonymous 12 years ago