Oh, what? Guys can't be uncomfortable when old men stare at them?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"You want some popsicles? I got some here in my basement."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

O.O

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ugh, I'm tall kinda, and the other day my mom was at the checkout line and I was waiting outside, soon I realized this like 30-ish short Mexican man was staring me up and down, as soon as he winked at me I ran for my mom. The weird part about this; I'm a guy, and I'm 19.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

YourLIA? Or maybe FYourL?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't mean to take it down that route. But now that you ask, it's got a more MLIA-ish vibe to it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Haha you must be a very attractive youngin xD

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Congratulations!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So creepy, and of all places, it always seems to be the grocery store that this happens at.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I want to gouge their eyes out with a rusty spoon. So badly

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Some of them are nice about it. I was at a music library, and this old man asked me how to use the copying card to make copies. I told him, and gave him some advice about them. He was thankful and asked, "Do you know why today is a beautiful day?" I said, "No." He said, "Have you looked in the mirror yet?" I smiled. At most, it was awkward. He was a sweet old man. It's the ones in their thirties and forties I'm worried about.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Who's ready for a cool story!? Me and my two best friends almost ran in to a very elderly man who was turning the same corner we were in a store once. As we scooted around him we were super apologetic and polite. He replied by saying "Oh, it's alright! It's not every day I get to see a parade of movie stars!" It wasn't super creepy but I figured it was relevant enough to share.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Magnificent Tale Bretheren.

by Anonymous 12 years ago