It sucks how Gary F*cking Oak is always a step in front of you, and when you go to a new city he's already been there, done that. But the worst part is that he only left Pallet Town FIVE SECONDS BEFORE YOU, amirite?

+257 It sucks how Gary F*cking Oak is always a step in front of you, and when you go to a new city he's already been there, done that. But the worst part is that he only left Pallet Town FIVE SECONDS BEFORE YOU, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OMG SO TRUE

by Anonymous 12 years ago

haha ikr! stupid gary!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's why you name him something vulgar.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

FUCKER wants to battle! FUCKER sent out SQUIRTLE! Go, CHARMANDER! ... That motherfuck, always choosing the Pokémon that beats you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Charmander? Laaame. /cue nerd fight/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That because Gary never saves and never needs to charge.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Gary was here. Ash is a loser!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In fairness to Ash, Gary did leave in a car. But Gary still kicks Ash's ass.

by Anonymous 11 years ago