+151 If "Jesus can save your life if you only believe in him", then why does the Pope use a bulletproof "Popemobile"? amirite?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Jesus can save your soul, which has nothing to do with your life. The Church is concerned about the Pope's life because they would like for him to continue leading the Catholic people as long as possible, before God decides to take him up to heaven. Know what you're talking about before you try to ridicule Christians, please?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

"Soul" and "Life" are two distinct things..... I was poking fun at a previous post. http://www.amirite.net/post61769#comment113234 That is all.....

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Why is that a question? ^^^^^

by Anonymous 14 years ago

maybe the pope has doubt? which isn't very religious of him >.>

by Anonymous 14 years ago

Maybe they don't teach them Matrix style bullet dodging at the pope academy, amirite?

by Anonymous 14 years ago

probably dont :( heheh pope academy, that got me giggling.

by Anonymous 14 years ago

You guys are talking shit about what you don't understand. There's no such thing as the "pope academy", no garlic nor sticks or any of that bull. Just because he's the pope doesn't mean he's better than the rest of the human beings _although in some matters he is_ and so a bullet can kill him, and there are many people out there who would kill him especially after the speech he gave when he mentioned that Islam was spread by killing people or that they become Muslims, and since there are way too many people that want him alive and not dead, and since it is best for him to stay alive as a religious leader, and for several and maybe many reasons, then yes he does need a bulletproof car. Just because he has a bulletproof car doesn't mean his faith is shallow, he has the right to stay alive just as much as you do, plus, he's going to die eventually, and so it's not his body that Jesus is going to, it's going to rotten anyway, but it's your soul that he would save.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

This has already been resolved. Also read the statement I made carefully in quotations, and let me know if that makes sense? Refer to comment #113260: http://www.amirite.net/post61803#comment113260 Oh and the Pope academy thing was a joke, as was all the other superfluous stuff I wrote to SimplyMadness. Except the inquisition, that is a historical fact.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

And god can work through us, by saving his life it doesn't mean that God is going to stop a bullet mid-air, it means he will work through the world we live in to keep him alive.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Exactly! Because he is a supreme being of unlimited power but somehow likes to toy with humans instead. He's in it for the LULZ.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Hahahahaha ^^ "He's in it for the LULZ"

by Anonymous 13 years ago

The Pope is disgusting and should be arrested.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

trolling much?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

how am I trolling?

by Anonymous 13 years ago

well if you are not trolling then you are simply a hopeful fool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

alright. n_n I'm the fool.

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Actually when pope John Paul II was shot it was a miracle that he survived, Jesus really did save him

by Anonymous 13 years ago

Or the doctors did. But, I guess you're right, we must rule that out because he was a religious figure. -_-

by Anonymous 13 years ago