Also about swiss army+1,000The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. "Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here.", amirite?
Also about swiss army+319If Switzerland is neutral then why is there a Swiss army knife? amirite?
Also by Karategirl365+13its great when your friends are on vacation at the same time as you are so then you don't each have time when the other one can't hang out, amirite?
Also about swiss army+178When you first saw swiss army knifes, you thought they were the coolest thing ever, amirite?
Also about swiss army+282You hear way more about the Swiss army knife than the actual Swiss army, amirite?
Also by Karategirl365+235It's pointless how hotel pools say they supply towels when they are not even big enough to dry a baby! amirite?
Also about swiss army+3You know you've got an awesome new step-grandpa when 2 of your presents are a Swiss Army Knife and $45, amirite?
Also about swiss army+2A Swiss Army Lightsaber is cooler than a regular boring one: "Oooh lookitmeh, I can cut stuff in half!" Whoop de frakin do. But will it blend? Didn't think so, amirite?
Also about swiss army+619Google is like the swiss army knife of websites, amirite?
Also by Karategirl365+20enjoy it while you got it, because you might not always have it, amirite?
Also about swiss army knives+9Swiss Army knives would be nothing without the little scissors on them, amirite?