Also by Brett+360The best part about The Onion is the countless idiots who comment, "this is fake, right?", "soo fake", and "is this real??!?", amirite?
Also by Brett+311Capitalism at its best: "The more you buy, the more you save! Go to the Winter Menards Sale today!" Um, no, the more you buy, the more you spend, no matter how much it's on sale for, amirite?
Also about man and christianity+119It's neat that the word for the fundamental building block of matter, atom, is so similar in pronunciation to the name of the man biblically represented to be the first man, Adam, who in Christianity would be considered a fundamental building block for humanity, amirite?
Also about man+1A total mistake has seen Andrew Amers-Morrison appointed the new coach of the Seychelles national football team. The Seychelles Football Association mistook him for former Man City player Andrew Morrison and handed him a two-year deal. However, the real Morrison isn't the first man to have lost an important job to an imbecile due to a mix up of similar sounding names. Just ask George Amers-Bus... amirite?
Also about drink+126You hate how when you drink a really fizzy drink carbon dioxide shoots out your nose and it hurts like hell, much like what happens with wasabi, amirite?