+174 Christianity is obviously the best cure for gayness. Just get on your knees, drink a little wine, and accept the body of another man into your mouth, amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Yeah, you just have to get into an intimate relationship with another man, Jesus Christ, to cure your homosexuality.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And also I just saw Colbert and you copied this from him.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No, I simply borrowed it from him. He and I have an exclusive licensing agreement that allows me to use his jokes until over 9000s POTDs are achieved.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This better get POTD or else amirite has failed me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

thank you anon for reading a comment from a year ago i dont know what i would do without you

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I am sorry to disappoint you but that is not Christianity at all. Getting on your knees means representing reverence. Drinking the body and blood of Christ is following his command to do this remembrance of him. I am pretty sure gay men would not go to the Lord for 'sexual gratification'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

well why not? i bet itd be godly

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The term "Holy Fuck" comes to mind.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I bet Jesus's penis is the most beautiful things in the world to a gay man. Why wouldn't they want to?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Being Catholic, I should probably argue, but I have to say that that is pretty funny. I tried so hard to be mad...But, I ended up laughing. I am definitely going to use that on my overly homophobic Catholic Father, simply to get a reaction. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

OH HAHA UR SO FUNY CUZ U MAKE FUN OF SUM PPLS RELIGIN HAHAHA SO FUNY

by Anonymous 11 years ago

I know! I laughed so hard! :D

by Anonymous 11 years ago

OO I am not catholic so it didn't make sense to me right away. That religion really seems messed up - they talk against gay people but so many of the priests do terrible things to boys. That is gay just as much as adult to adult only difference is the poor little boy gets no say in the abuse he has to suffer.

by Anonymous 5 years ago