+251 The first thing you do in the morning is pee, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pee THEN wake up.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah, I like to see where I'm going first.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I usually wake up before I pee.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

^Ah, just look at all those jokesters, they're soooo funny

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The first thing I do (besides waking up) is go to the bathroom, personally. I dunno about you guys, but I don't find enjoyment in pissing in beds.

by Anonymous 12 years ago