+378 If roaches can survive a nuclear blast, what do they put in Raid? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The power of 10 nuclear blasts!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's probably whatever they use to make Hollister smell te way it does. That shit has to be stronger than nuclear weaponry.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The bottom of a shoe?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your female parental unit.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Voldemort had to get a part-time job to pay for all those masks and cloaks. He aims his wand into each can and performs the killing spell, then seals it up and places it on the conveyor belt. When he's feeling REALLY evil he just tortures the roaches, and for five bucks extra you can get his special mind-control blend.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This cracked me up, especially after just seeing the new one.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.ehow.com/how-does_5183091_raid-bug-killer-work_.html

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Chuck Norris's spit?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or Clint Eastwood's tobacco juice.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cockroaches can't survive a nuclear blast. Just nuclear radiation.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The piss of Bear Grylls.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Dear holy god I lawled XD Very clever. But really, you do know that they can survive the radiation only. The heat and force of the explosion still destroys them.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its good it got a laugh out of you. Yea, I just like the way "blast" sounded better.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

yup :3

by Anonymous 12 years ago