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If roaches can survive a nuclear blast, what do they put in Raid? amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
The power of 10 nuclear blasts!
by Anonymous12 years ago
It's probably whatever they use to make Hollister smell te way it does. That shit has to be stronger than nuclear weaponry.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The bottom of a shoe?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Your female parental unit.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Voldemort had to get a part-time job to pay for all those masks and cloaks. He aims his wand into each can and performs the killing spell, then seals it up and places it on the conveyor belt.
When he's feeling REALLY evil he just tortures the roaches, and for five bucks extra you can get his special mind-control blend.
by Anonymous12 years ago
This cracked me up, especially after just seeing the new one.
Cockroaches can't survive a nuclear blast. Just nuclear radiation.
by Anonymous12 years ago
The piss of Bear Grylls.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Dear holy god I lawled XD Very clever.
But really, you do know that they can survive the radiation only. The heat and force of the explosion still destroys them.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Its good it got a laugh out of you. Yea, I just like the way "blast" sounded better.
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