-76 I would hate Jesus if he was my sibling. MOM: "Honey, where is your sister?" JESUS: "At the party across the street..." *Later that night* SISTER: "Jesus, why would you tell mom where I was! She grounded me!" JESUS: "Sorry... I... I can't lie...", amrite? amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think you might've confused Jesus with Abraham Lincoln. Common mistake.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pinocchio*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pinocchio*

by Anonymous 12 years ago

George Washington.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li7mhwjsGs1qafrh6.jpg

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol Jesus lied daily.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't even know how you came up with that.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The whole son of god facade.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ah, so THERE'S where the conception of atheists being dicks comes from.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did Jesus actually claim to be the son of God? I always thought that was just what people said about him but I don't know shit about it...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

As far as I remember, yes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Oooh ok, can you tell I've never even opened a bible? lol Well I dunno, whether he was the son of god or not I'm sure he believed he was. And he did a lot of good things, so I've got no hate for Jesus.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's a lot better than some people on this site (not a reference to someone who commented above).

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah. I mean, I enjoy religious debate and discussion (I actually find it quite interesting, even if I don't believe it). But it's just rude to insult and badger and whatnot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Tell that one to the world.

by Anonymous 12 years ago