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Toasters are a lot like people, you shouldn't stick knives into them, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
I stick knives into toasters....
by Anonymous12 years ago
This is what's wrong with the world! This, right here! The post right ABOVE you even states you shouldn't do so. My word, how low can you go...
by Anonymous12 years ago
Hey, hey, whoa now, at least I'm not giving people Free Mustache Rides. IF I HAD an awesome mustache, I most certainly would be charging for my services.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Or rather, you should never stick knives into them when they're turned on.
by Anonymous12 years ago
Also, you shouldn't take a bath with them...unless you REALLY want to.
by Anonymous12 years ago
You also shouldn't stick your penis in a toaster without its permission
by Anonymous12 years ago
..Put your penis in the toaster(without it's permission), take it out, spread some grape jelly on it, and Bob's your uncle... you've got yourself some toast with rape jelly on it!
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