+340 Toasters are a lot like people, you shouldn't stick knives into them, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I stick knives into toasters....

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This is what's wrong with the world! This, right here! The post right ABOVE you even states you shouldn't do so. My word, how low can you go...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hey, hey, whoa now, at least I'm not giving people Free Mustache Rides. IF I HAD an awesome mustache, I most certainly would be charging for my services.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Or rather, you should never stick knives into them when they're turned on. hmm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also, you shouldn't take a bath with them...unless you REALLY want to.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You also shouldn't stick your penis in a toaster without its permission

by Anonymous 12 years ago

..Put your penis in the toaster(without it's permission), take it out, spread some grape jelly on it, and Bob's your uncle... you've got yourself some toast with rape jelly on it!

by Anonymous 12 years ago