Nw man

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know, I know. You'd do it for free. ;)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You know me too well, so I'll be there in 10 minutes?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll like the candles and put on some slow seductive music that is sung by a black man.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If $5 secretly means '"fun time in the mouth"'

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll do it for free.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Sensual massage.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

aw yeah dude

by Anonymous 12 years ago

A "Massage with benefits," if you will.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Massages are always beneficial.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The primary benefit being me putting my penis inside of you at some point during or just after the massage.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

let's just stick with the massage, Pal.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Don't make this weird.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm not :c

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I like where John_Smith was going with this

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No I wouldn't you horrible, disgusting, attention whore. You think people want to be with you when nobody does so stop pretending you're attractive. Your piercings are disgusting, get those things taken off you slut. Lastly you are BLATANTLY lying when you say you are a priest because: A) You would technically be a priestess dip-shit. B) Priests are usually Catholic, while you may be from a "underground" religion since you're so starved of attention and you want people too take note of you, (hipster) there's no such thing as a woman priest. Lastly, nobody gives a flying fuck about how "unique" you are: I eat worms, I pierce my genitals, I just want people too notice me, please feed my craving for attention, NO ONE CARES! Now delete your account and format your hard drive so I wont have a chance of ever interacting with you ever again.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm crying right now....from laughing so hard. <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago