I think it's because they don't understand you can message people, and as such they use the comment space for everything. Parent: "Wow, Jimmy, I must say, I'm disappointed in you. I thought we had raised you right. But now I see you using words such 'hell' on the internet trying to impress your friends. Grandma and Grandpa will be so upset when they hear about this. I just don't know what to say." Jimmy:"Mom D:" Random obnoxious child: "haha ur mom pwned u"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

hahaha ya exactly

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I block my mom from seeing 90% of my page.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate how they add unnecessary dots at the end of each status as well. "Today was so fun.... Had a great time..." It makes my brain read it slow >.<

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My dad always does this, and when he comments. He sounds like a depressed fucktard.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Today was the most fun I've had in a long time... Nice to see old friends again... I'm going to go shoot myself behind the woodshed...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Pretty much what he sounds like.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"I found my son's amirite account today...he called me a depressed fucktard...I grounded him and played with his xbox...it was fun...I think I scarred him for life after that, though...I was making sweet love to his mother...good day..."

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This was hilarious, even if it was a total fail. My dad can't ground me, I don't live with him, or stay with him. I don't have an xbox, or any gaming system. Scarring me is gonna be take a lot more than that, and my parents are divorced and hate each other

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Adults often seem to accuse children of wanting to share every detail of their lives online, but really they seem to do it more often :p

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom just pretends to be me and comment on things. She has no facebook.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And then they sign their name! "Hey sweetie, glad you had a good time with your friends. I hope you can come visit sometime. (Insert deeply private family update that you would rather not have your friends see). I love you! -- Aunt Claudia" Do they not realize that their name is right there?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No they dont leave long coments they talk on fb like they r txting lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well sweetie...I'm just trying to interact with you...I can see you don't appreciate it. :-( I love you. --Mommy

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Adult: Hi love, I need to talk to you about the upcoming party on Saturday night. Could you message me and maybe go on chat? We need to talk about the entree. - Mary Teenager: Yo, go on chat bitch we need to tlk to u 'bout Sat night.

by Anonymous 12 years ago