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There is at least one thing on your bedroom floor right now, amirite?
by Anonymous12 years ago
Yeah your mom
by Anonymous12 years ago
ya ur dad!
by Anonymous12 years ago
Actually sir, you are mistaken. It is your mother that is currently laying on my bedroom floor because she is tired from pleasing me sexually. My mother is not a low class prostitute like everyone elses.
by Anonymous12 years ago
That's not what your mother said. As a matter of fact, I'll recount her exact words, "Fuck me like the low class prostitute that every other mom is, except yours of course, because she's kind of a nice lady and I would rather not talk about her negatively behind her back! Yes, just like that"
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago
by Anonymous 12 years ago