It's really annoying when someone smells alcohol on your breath and instantly assumes you're drunk. It's like bitch, I smelled chocolate on your breath yesterday but you're not fat, amirite?

+263 It's really annoying when someone smells alcohol on your breath and instantly assumes you're drunk. It's like bitch, I smelled chocolate on your breath yesterday but you're not fat, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah but eating a piece of chocolate doesn't automatically make you fat. It takes a few drinks to alter the smell of your breath drastically enough.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What is this I don't even...

by Anonymous 12 years ago