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It's really annoying when someone smells alcohol on your breath and instantly assumes you're drunk. It's like bitch, I smelled chocolate on your breath yesterday but you're not fat, amirite?

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Yeah but eating a piece of chocolate doesn't automatically make you fat. It takes a few drinks to alter the smell of your breath drastically enough.

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