-114 The human race would be so much more advanced if we weren't plagued with the inconvenience of wiping our shit off our butts, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

False, I believe we'd be much more advanced if we spent more time focusing on cleaning our feces.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What, you guys like wiping? My bad...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think if we could pinch it off nice and clean like dogs do that would be shibby.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cleaning up after pinching one off affects technology in the same sense that picking a flower affects Jupiter's gravitational field.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You are absolutely right, the human race could learn a thing or two from monkeys and just fling our poo.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Wow, apparently no one else thought this was funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago