+195 An optimist will say the cup is half full, a pessimist will say it is half empty. A leader will take the cup and put some more water in it. amirite?

by Anonymous 11 years ago

Jesus would turn that water into wine.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And an engineer will say the cup is too big.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A republican would find out where the water went

by Anonymous 11 years ago

No, a republican would look at the glass and suggest tax cuts.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

An opportunist would drink the water while everyone was arguing.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A meth addict would wonder why there's a zebra in the room.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

A pessimistic leader pours a little out.

by Anonymous 11 years ago

The cup is half full if you fill it halfway. The cup is half empty if it was full and you drank or poured out half.

by Anonymous 11 years ago