+179 Free cheese is only found in mouse traps. amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And garbage cans!! :D

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And hooks.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And grocery stores.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And unmarked vans

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And in houses filled with imaginary friends.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Most of the above is interchangeable with mouse traps, and can still hold a type of symbolism and political relevance. > free things are usually found amiss with/in shit > hooks are simply a variation of a trap > grocery stores can suck you in to a never ending loop of consumerism > cheap/free things fuck you in the ass in the long term

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And free sample carts at Target

by Anonymous 12 years ago