Also by EpicBoy+14You sometimes wonder if Sarah Palin can see you from her house. Amirite?
Also about steal, store, and alarm-127If the security alarm goes off accidentally at a store when you go to leave, it kind of makes you want to go back and steal something, amirite?
Also about alarm+168You set your alarm [insert number of minutes your alarm let's you snooze here] minutes early so you can let yourself snooze and ease yourself into wakefulness, amirite?
Also about steal and store+291You would think it's easy to steal in Harry Potter's world, all you have to do is stand inside the store yell "ACCIO [insert wizarding product here]" and apparate away. amirite?
Also about steal and leaving+263It's a bit strange that it's considered polite to walk your friends to the door when they're leaving. It seems like the kind of thing you would do if you secretly dislike them and are making sure they leave, or you don't trust them not to steal something on their way out the door, amirite?
Also about steal, store, and alarm+446when you're about to walk through the security system in a store, you're always a bit nervous that the alarm will go off even if you know you didn't steal anything. amirite?