Praying should be like masturbation. Nobody cares if you do it and if you do it in public don't make it obvious, amirite?

+103 Praying should be like masturbation. Nobody cares if you do it and if you do it in public don't make it obvious, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

inb4 butthurt people say it's offensive to compare masturbation and praying.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't think it's offensive to compare them, I just don't think they're even comparable. You shouldn't masterbate in public, and who cares if you're obviously praying?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No you can compare pretty much anything and I thought this one was relatively funny. But people do get offended if you pray in public, and isn't the whole point of prayer a quiet, spiritual connection to god?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you're going to compare something, they need to have something in common.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Everything has something in common if you think hard enough.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

No.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Anyone should be allowed to pray in public so long as they are not disturbing others, like screaming their prayer at the top of their lungs.

by Anonymous 12 years ago