+721 There should be two different horns on a car. One that goes "beep. Hey friend! :D" and one that goes "BEEP. GET THE FUCK OUT MY WAY!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I wish I could get a custom horn... I'd record myself just going "AAAAAAAAAHH" and drive around honking for lols

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The thought of people panicking and slamming on their brakes made me bust out laughing!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And one that goes, "YOU'RE A SHITTY DRIVER!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

and "HI IM A 4 YEAR OLD AND MY MOMMY LET ME HONK THE HORN!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In driver's ed we learned that if you honk the horn twice in a row (like "beep beep") it's like a friendly honk. But, then again, like every you learn in driver's ed, it seems pretty useless because I've never seen it actually practiced.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think if you just honk lightly it's friendly. But if you honk for a long time with like half your weight on it, the message is LEARN HOW TO FUCKING DRIVE!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I put an ooga horn on my 'stang

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What about a horn that says 'hey, you're hot!'?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

or "Hey, good lookin'! We'll be back to pick you up later!"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Love it!

by Anonymous 4 years ago

Unfortunately, that's one of the most intelligent questions presented to me this evening.

by Anonymous 4 years ago