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No, but I will from now on.

AllyKats avatar AllyKat Yeah You Are +86Reply

We'll get you to a safe place, they can't hurt you any more, Sweet, sweet, apple pie...umm i mean, sweetie.

THAT_Girls avatar THAT_Girl Yeah You Are +73Reply
@THAT_Girl We'll get you to a safe place, they can't hurt you any more, Sweet, sweet, apple pie...umm i mean, sweetie.

Sweet apple pie. Yum. Yum. Yum. Sweet times have never tasted so good. So Good! So Good! So Good!

It's nice to know that some people care

Anonymous +50Reply
@fuck you

Tsk tsk... That is enough of that.

Anonymous +24Reply

I will no longer wonder why people whisper to apples in the grocery store now.

Owljoyxs avatar Owljoyx No Way +42Reply
@Favvkes I will no longer question the behavior of my cat Madison: http://ctrlv.in/54797

Before I had even looked at the comment section of this I knew there would be a cat picture from Favvkes

@Whacka Before I had even looked at the comment section of this I knew there would be a cat picture from Favvkes

Before I had even looked at the comments I knew you would be saying something about Favvkes and her cats.

@Rebel Before I had even looked at the comments I knew you would be saying something about Favvkes and her cats.

Her unknown yet infinitely effective ways of finding appropriate cat pictures intrigue me so. d smilie

This is a rotten potd.
troll smilie

@Kashish This is a rotten potd.

Normally i down-vote comments that bash the POTD, but i normally up-vote good puns
WHAT DO I DO?!?!??!
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WAIT I GOT IT
have a turnip y smilie http://ctrlv.in/54799

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +18Reply

I'll never be able to look at a bruised apple the same away again.

@fj95 I'll never be able to look at a bruised apple the same away again.

They just won't takes sunglasses off be as a-peel-ing

YEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

FlyingMintBunnys avatar FlyingMintBunny Yeah You Are +20Reply
@fj95 I'll never be able to look at a bruised apple the same away again.

You put on sunglasses when looking at apples too?

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +14Reply
@amiritesucksnow Deal with it.

Why would I want to play cards with sunglasses?

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +18Reply
@Serg Why would I want to play cards with sunglasses?

so people can't see through your p-p-p-poker face y smilie

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +16Reply

Sounds like Peter Griffin..unless it was and I missed this episode.

Then I take it home and use its self-esteem issues to my advantage.

Normas avatar Norma Yeah You Are +22Reply
@Norma Then I take it home and use its self-esteem issues to my advantage.

It's definitely vulnerable, so why not just hit it and quit it, amirite?

Poor, poor apple.

@Albert_Einstein Poor, poor apple.

Not you silly! This post is directed to Newton

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@1595213

Wrong fruit!

Anonymous +13Reply
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@1595387

Woosh

Apple fall off tree while Newton watches.

Gravity

@Albert_Einstein Woosh Apple fall off tree while Newton watches. Gravity

Nah, it goes like this:
Newton, banished from the clouds for his violent applery invents gravity to bring down the arrogant sky-people.

Anonymous +6Reply

apples are neat

The apple was bruised by someone who hugged it too hard..

I will hug it softly and say "I will destroy the person who did this to you..."

then eat it.

So the crazy hobo who grabs a bunch of apples in his cart screaming "I'LL AVENGE YOU!" isn't as crazy as I thought...

I puposely bruise bananas, though. Those slippery bastards.

Sergs avatar Serg Yeah You Are +10Reply

No one wants to eat a bruised apple...

inb4 this becomes POTD

thecatwhocopiess avatar thecatwhocopies Yeah You Are +7Reply

Why are all the best posts anonymous?

EpicBoys avatar EpicBoy Yeah You Are +7Reply
@EpicBoy Why are all the best posts anonymous?

It was anon'd because it's unoriginal.

Shuns avatar Shun No Way +9Reply
@Shun It was anon'd because it's unoriginal.

WAIT, you mean to tell me that unoriginal posts become anon'd?

EpicBoys avatar EpicBoy Yeah You Are 0Reply
@ASWCC http://jokes.topstuff.net/joke/7VPwS4EijSI

I don't think it really matters if it's posted here anonymously.

Ridges avatar Ridge Yeah You Are +2Reply
@pb55020 It was made anonymous because it was unoriginal.

Or maybe the person didn't have an account. Does it really matter that much? Why are people always so butthurt over things thatvl are taken from other websites, especially when anons do it.

mchalla3s avatar mchalla3 Yeah You Are 0Reply
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@1595426

This was posted in August ono smilie

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@1595238

Well this is pretty good advertising, but you know what is really good advertising
http://ctrlv.in/54807

Favvkess avatar Favvkes Yeah You Are +12Reply
@1595238

I followed you :l

DarthJaders avatar DarthJader Yeah You Are 0Reply

The banana probably bruised the apple.

This is too cute :'3 there should be more people like you in this world!

LauraHernandezs avatar LauraHernandez Yeah You Are 0Reply

Those spartan apples can get rowdy sometimes...

IAMSTORMs avatar IAMSTORM Yeah You Are 0Reply

I fucked the apple.

InB4 favkes posts a picture of a cat!

Anonymous -23Reply

oh yes because I love talking to my fruits

coolstorys avatar coolstory Yeah You Are -27Reply
@coolstory oh yes because I love talking to my fruits

Yes dont we all :D talking to fruits is very therapeutic... Oh wait was that sarcasm -_- should've used the sarcasm symbol [s] y smilie

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