No, but I will from now on.
We'll get you to a safe place, they can't hurt you any more, Sweet, sweet, apple pie...umm i mean, sweetie.
Sweet apple pie. Yum. Yum. Yum. Sweet times have never tasted so good. So Good! So Good! So Good!
It's nice to know that some people care
Tsk tsk... That is enough of that.
I will no longer wonder why people whisper to apples in the grocery store now.
I will no longer question the behavior of my cat Madison: http://ctrlv.in/54797
Before I had even looked at the comment section of this I knew there would be a cat picture from Favvkes
Before I had even looked at the comments I knew you would be saying something about Favvkes and her cats.
Her unknown yet infinitely effective ways of finding appropriate cat pictures intrigue me so.
I see a crazy cat lady in your future...
Really? I tried, but I couldn't see a cat lady behind all of the cats.
Only you can relate cats to apples..
..and break dancing in a top hat. And getting accepted to heaven. And any other impossible scenarios you may come up with.
Can she relate a cat to you comment, though?
You mentioned my challenge!
I feel popular.
I think your cat is a serial apple killer. She has a claw poised perfectly.
No, that's my dog Bowser: http://ctrlv.in/54803
YOU HAVE A DOG?! I feel betrayed now..
That cat honestly looks exactly like my old cat .
That's a male cat called Kikki.
This is a rotten potd.
Normally i down-vote comments that bash the POTD, but i normally up-vote good puns
WHAT DO I DO?!?!??!
WAIT I GOT IT
have a turnip http://ctrlv.in/54799
That should be an achievement. "Receive a turnip on he POTD."
But technically bruised apples aren't rotten.
I'll never be able to look at a bruised apple the same away again.
They just won't takes sunglasses off be as a-peel-ing
You put on sunglasses when looking at apples too?
Deal with it.
Why would I want to play cards with sunglasses?
so people can't see through your p-p-p-poker face
Sounds like Peter Griffin..unless it was and I missed this episode.
This. I read the post in his voice.
Then I take it home and use its self-esteem issues to my advantage.
It's definitely vulnerable, so why not just hit it and quit it, amirite?
Poor, poor apple.
Not you silly! This post is directed to Newton
Still funny the second time.
Apple fall off tree while Newton watches.
Nah, it goes like this:
Newton, banished from the clouds for his violent applery invents gravity to bring down the arrogant sky-people.
apples are neat
Apples are rubbish. I hate apples.
The apple was bruised by someone who hugged it too hard..
I will hug it softly and say "I will destroy the person who did this to you..."
then eat it.
So you think apples self harm when we aren't looking?
Who eats bruised apples?
That apple and I shared a moment. It was the right thing to do.
So the crazy hobo who grabs a bunch of apples in his cart screaming "I'LL AVENGE YOU!" isn't as crazy as I thought...
I puposely bruise bananas, though. Those slippery bastards.
No one wants to eat a bruised apple...
Don't be so judgmental.
inb4 this becomes POTD
well it is now
Why are all the best posts anonymous?
It was anon'd because it's unoriginal.
WAIT, you mean to tell me that unoriginal posts become anon'd?
I don't think it really matters if it's posted here anonymously.
It was made anonymous because it was unoriginal.
Or maybe the person didn't have an account. Does it really matter that much? Why are people always so butthurt over things thatvl are taken from other websites, especially when anons do it.
Except the post was made anon.
I don't understand where in my comment I was butthurt.
Made anon by the admins*
This was posted in August
Well this is pretty good advertising, but you know what is really good advertising
My website on a pussy?
I followed you :l
The banana probably bruised the apple.
This is too cute :'3 there should be more people like you in this world!
Those spartan apples can get rowdy sometimes...
I fucked the apple.
InB4 favkes posts a picture of a cat!
oh yes because I love talking to my fruits
Me being sexy while doing it = yes
Yes dont we all :D talking to fruits is very therapeutic... Oh wait was that sarcasm -_- should've used the sarcasm symbol [s]