+268 It would be terrible if you lost both your arms and legs and ended up just being a torso with a head, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You'd get a cool nickname. Torso Boy! So what are you complaining about?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I know a guy with no legs and one arm

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd have a foot, and I could bowl strikes.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

'Tis but a flesh wound.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Then your balls itch.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But you'd be on it.. 24/7, so if it's not numb, you can probably rub it against whatever you're on. And what if you're a girl?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hmm, your scalp itches. What will you do? Bang your head on the floor/wall?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well... you said balls and I answered your question

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well, you asked what if you're a girl.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

In response to your itchy balls, besides you didn't answer my question. You just asked more questions d

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Herpes derp

by Anonymous 12 years ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yo_24_qTNac

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I met that guy once! at church

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Even though he is just a head and torso, he has such a positive perspective.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nugget <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And what if you lost your sight, hearing, and ability to talk as well? That's the plot of Johnny Got His Gun. Great book, albeit disturbing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd just get someone to kill me.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You would be a nugget. I've discussed this at length with some of my friends.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

That's where the term "basket case" came from. It used to be soldiers who had lost all their limbs where carried around in baskets because they tended to fall out of stretchers. Gotta love trivia books.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

There was a guy, recently actually, in the paper who had to come home from overseas because both his legs and arms were blown off. It makes me sad to think about all these men and women risking their lives for our country. <3

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I saw a report on a really good looking guy who had no arms or legs. He had a good looking girlfriend too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This reminded me of that freaky priest guy in the Inheritance books.

by Anonymous 12 years ago