Spongebob: Remember Patrick, try to make the customer feel good.
Patrick: Got it.
Patrick: I LOVE YOU.
That made me lol. I
Haha, me too.
At first I thought this was going to be some "deep" post about getting stronger as you age. Luckily, I was wrong.
Spongebob: What made us buy those bags?
Patrick: He said we were mediocre.
Spongebob: That's it! He made us feel special.
You are a "Class A" suckeroonie if you believed this post.
My WTF alarm was going off until I got the SB reference.
For a second I thought this was going to be some emo poetic shit.
Haha this is so fucked up... I can't believe it's from a kids show, I need to re-watch the older episodes again
Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day. Now that I've got you right where I want you.... I would like to buy all your Chocolate.
"LETS GET NAKED" "nah, let's save that for when we sell real estate..."
I can't see my forehead.
You need some inflatable pants.
TRY BARNACLE CHIPS THEYRE DELICIOUS
Spongebob: ..they are most certainly not delicious!
Patrick: not the way i use em!
haha uh wtf does he use them for?
I always wondered if that was some kind of dirty reference I would understand when I was older.
Me too... :D
I miss these spongebobs. The new ones are stupid.
All the new ones are garbage. And unnecessarily violent...
The animation got all weird, Spongebob turned girlish and even more annoying so now everyone hates him, Patrick turned into a complete retard that shows up out of nowhere all the time, Sandy got turned into a background character that got her last name changed to Squirrel for no reason, Mr. Krabs only talks about money now, the writers try to make jokes with talking inanimate objects that are never funny, most of the plots are unoriginal and unfunny, and the show has disgusting moments for no reason all the time now. I love seasons 1-3, but the new ones are just unbearable.
My brain automatically said that in his voice after I read paper skin. <3
Spongebob and Patrick in the treehouse
Patrick: What did he say?
Spongebob: I dunno-- something about his nose?
...and you manage to pay your large medical bills by selling chocolates.
Bahahahaha! :D it took me awhile, but I remember now!
Hey, this is a nice place ya got here.
Don't kill me, Hash Slinging Slasher!
like a skyyy scraperrr
Did you know that the creators of Spongebob originally considered Demi Lavato for the part of Pearl?
I have a story that will cheer you right up. It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle.' There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End! :D
One of the most remarkable quotes.
Can somebody please explain this to me? Haha :]
Possibly the best Spongebob quote ever
It's a Spongebob quote, from the episode in which Spongebob & Patrick sell chocolate bars.
If that clears things up.
Oh haha now I remember! With the fake sick guy and the one who yells, CHOCOLATE!! thanks :]
CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU... I'd like to buy all your chocolate! :)
Wow I was so confused when I read this. Never seen Spongebob so I thought it was a strange reference to Unbreakable.
Never seen sponge bob? What kind of childhood did you have?
I didn't grow up then...
How old are you? 10? Or are you older as in you were grown up when they were newer?Or at least too old to be watching SB.
Nevermind I didn't even know it was running a long time ago. Never even seen it on until lately.
It's the part when they talk to the guy with the cast and crutches and he sells them their chocolate bar carrying bags! But he was faking and wasn't hurt at all
It's humpty dumpty! jk i love that episode