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You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?

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Haha, me too.

mashmallow515s avatar mashmallow515 Yeah You Are +4Reply

At first I thought this was going to be some "deep" post about getting stronger as you age. Luckily, I was wrong.

Spongebob: What made us buy those bags?
Patrick: He said we were mediocre.
Spongebob: That's it! He made us feel special.

kellbellss avatar kellbells Yeah You Are +70Reply

You are a "Class A" suckeroonie if you believed this post.

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +69Reply

My WTF alarm was going off until I got the SB reference.

For a second I thought this was going to be some emo poetic shit.

Slendermans avatar Slenderman Yeah You Are +61Reply

Haha this is so fucked up... I can't believe it's from a kids show, I need to re-watch the older episodes again

CHOCOLATE!! CHOCOLATE!!!!
Finally! I've been trying to catch you boys all day. Now that I've got you right where I want you.... I would like to buy all your Chocolate.

Mehis avatar Mehi Yeah You Are +52Reply

"LETS GET NAKED" "nah, let's save that for when we sell real estate..."

I can't see my forehead.

DagGirlYouChuglys avatar DagGirlYouChugly Yeah You Are +42Reply
@DagGirlYouChugly I can't see my forehead.

You need some inflatable pants.

RobotDevils avatar RobotDevil Yeah You Are +21Reply

TRY BARNACLE CHIPS THEYRE DELICIOUS
Spongebob: ..they are most certainly not delicious!
Patrick: not the way i use em!

haha uh wtf does he use them for?

I miss these spongebobs. The new ones are stupid.

rilaras avatar rilara Yeah You Are +31Reply
@rilara I miss these spongebobs. The new ones are stupid.

All the new ones are garbage. And unnecessarily violent...

Synesthesias avatar Synesthesia Yeah You Are +9Reply
@Synesthesia All the new ones are garbage. And unnecessarily violent...

The animation got all weird, Spongebob turned girlish and even more annoying so now everyone hates him, Patrick turned into a complete retard that shows up out of nowhere all the time, Sandy got turned into a background character that got her last name changed to Squirrel for no reason, Mr. Krabs only talks about money now, the writers try to make jokes with talking inanimate objects that are never funny, most of the plots are unoriginal and unfunny, and the show has disgusting moments for no reason all the time now. I love seasons 1-3, but the new ones are just unbearable.

My brain automatically said that in his voice after I read paper skin. <3

Synesthesias avatar Synesthesia Yeah You Are +23Reply

Spongebob and Patrick in the treehouse
Patrick: What did he say?
Spongebob: I dunno-- something about his nose?

DagGirlYouChuglys avatar DagGirlYouChugly Yeah You Are +17Reply

...and you manage to pay your large medical bills by selling chocolates.

Askutchs avatar Askutch Yeah You Are +14Reply

Bahahahaha! :D it took me awhile, but I remember now!

jykjlw2s avatar jykjlw2 Yeah You Are +7Reply

Hey, this is a nice place ya got here.

Anonymous +9Reply

like a skyyy scraperrr

@chickensarecool01 like a skyyy scraperrr

Did you know that the creators of Spongebob originally considered Demi Lavato for the part of Pearl?

Shadis avatar Shadi Yeah You Are +5Reply

I have a story that will cheer you right up. It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle.' There once was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The End! :D

Anonymous +3Reply

One of the most remarkable quotes.

Crouchezs avatar Crouchez Yeah You Are +2Reply

Can somebody please explain this to me? Haha :]

WhiteStripes137s avatar WhiteStripes137 Yeah You Are +1Reply
@WhiteStripes137 Can somebody please explain this to me? Haha :]

It's a Spongebob quote, from the episode in which Spongebob & Patrick sell chocolate bars.
If that clears things up.

BlueBatmans avatar BlueBatman Yeah You Are +25Reply
@BlueBatman It's a Spongebob quote, from the episode in which Spongebob & Patrick sell chocolate bars. If that clears things up.

Oh haha now I remember! With the fake sick guy and the one who yells, CHOCOLATE!! thanks :]

WhiteStripes137s avatar WhiteStripes137 Yeah You Are +31Reply
@WhiteStripes137 Oh haha now I remember! With the fake sick guy and the one who yells, CHOCOLATE!! thanks :]

CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!!! CHOCOLATE!! NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU... I'd like to buy all your chocolate! :)

Synesthesias avatar Synesthesia Yeah You Are +37Reply

Wow I was so confused when I read this. Never seen Spongebob so I thought it was a strange reference to Unbreakable.

@Chiff I didn't grow up then...

How old are you? 10? Or are you older as in you were grown up when they were newer?Or at least too old to be watching SB.

@Raven How old are you? 10? Or are you older as in you were grown up when they were newer?Or at least too old to be...

Nevermind I didn't even know it was running a long time ago. Never even seen it on until lately.

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It's the part when they talk to the guy with the cast and crutches and he sells them their chocolate bar carrying bags! But he was faking and wasn't hurt at all

jykjlw2s avatar jykjlw2 Yeah You Are +5Reply

It's humpty dumpty! jk i love that episode

iEmilys avatar iEmily Yeah You Are -23Reply
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