+426 Cars need to be able to carry out a conversation with us. I mean who doesn't want to hear, "Good afternoon [Insert name]. Its just above 96 degrees out so the air conditioner is cool and ready for your use. If you'd like, I can direct you to a radio station you'd like that doesn't have advertisement going on at the moment.", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I read cars as cats first and I got really confused.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

"Hello [insert name]. I have locked the doors and fastened your seat belt. Tightly. I am sick of you constantly farting on me, singing loudly, and getting me dirty. You only use me when you want something. You never take me out to someplace nice and get me a new paint job. I have lead a sad and lonely life and plan on ending it. Goodbye, [insert name]" Or at least that's what mine would say.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I would hope we could live more symbiotically (so to speak) with cars if cars ever become sentient. Who are me to give machines life and tell them what to do with it? Are we gods?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Herbie

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'd prefer my car don't talk to me either, forever alone.

by Anonymous 12 years ago