+270 You have ALMOST died from something really stupid, but managed to stay alive. but then you finally realize that you can die of any cause and start to feel really creeped out. You never know when it's the end, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Did you have to remind me?!?!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm surprised at the number of people who have almost died. I, personally, fell down a staircase and later was hit by a car, and I thought I was probably one of the only people on amirite who had ever had a near-death experience.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I accidentally took two of my dads riddalin (sp?) pills instead of advil. He is a 6'2" man and I was a 4'11 sixth grade girl. I had to spend the day in the hospital while they made me drink black goop. They told me that if I don't drink it fast enough, I could have a heart attack, but if I drank too fast and threw up the goop could burn holes in my inner organs or something. I was very cautious.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also when I was six my sister accidentally hit me in the forehead with a metal golf club, giving me a concussion and causing me to get stitches. I remember being in the ambulance and receiving a my little pony sticker. I'm just glad it wasn't my eye.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Which actually brings me to another time when I was three. I rolled a toy shopping cart up to a glass table and tried to get in it, like when I went to the grocery store. I fell onto the glass table, bounced, then hit the end of my eye on the corner. I was a smart baby.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Also, another time I was biking to school and just barely missed getting hit by an ambulance. Irony.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Once I was swimming in a lake and got caught on some algae or whatever and couldn't get to the surface and almost drowned. Whats worse is that it was like, three feet of water.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

And just recently a rapist named Abraham tried to get me in his van.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'll stop spamming now.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Holy shit, the grim reaper must be tearing out his hair in impatience by now. Way to tease the poor guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its more of a game of tag.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

When I was 5, my brother put a pillow on my head and sat on it as I was lying on the couch. He wasn't much older than me though, so it's not like he knew that it could have killed me. Heh.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

One time in gym class, someone almost hit me in the head with a basketball he threw. I was spacing out and didn't notice it all. Out of the corner of my eye, I saw a hand reach in front of my face and then I heard the loudest smaking noise ever. The guy who caught the ball looked at me and said "yeah. That could have killed you. " probably an over dramazation. When I was a baby I rolled off of my changing table when my mom turned fer back for what she claims was "literally 2 seconds." I was in the hospital with anemia when I was 8. If the doctors didn't have the kind of knowledge they do today, I could have easily died. Let me just say that spending almost an entire summer in the hospital is NOT fun. At all. But I got a lot of gifts sent to me so that was cool. Presents: the upside of almost dying!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

.... poor OvergrownTurkey..... i actually almost died yesterday. i was choking for like a minute on an apple bite, and i was so scared that i was going to die, so i started to cough, and pray like mad and then i ended up barfing. but it was really really scary cuz during that moment, i was like "oh shit, if i die, im never going to college. i wonder if anyone would miss me." it just really shook me up

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've been thinking about this shit or the past few days. It's been so depressing.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I've almost drowned twice and when I was four some lady backed out of a parking space at a store and ran over me when i was behind her. I also got hit in the head with a baseball bat when it flew out of someones hands at practice. And surprisingly enough the only time I've been to the hospital is to get jaw surgery which was not a cause of any horrific accident...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Ok here's my list: Ive nearly choked on food a ton of times. Like really, A LOT OF TIMES. When I was a baby, I almost drowned me and my sister because my glossier fellnof and I tried to push myself up on her. When I was a bit older, I almost choked on one of those magnetic marble things. It was stuck in my throat for like 15 seconds. I tried to tell my little sister, but she had my back turned, and even though I was little, all I could think was "This is it." So yeah.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Where it says glossier up there, it should say floaties. Weird auto-correct.

by Anonymous 12 years ago