+412 A full bladder is one of the world's cruelest alarm clocks, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm pretty sure a recently emptied bladder would be a worse alarm clock.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I hate it when I really have to go, but there's half an hour before I actually have to wake up, so I want to go sleep for a few more minutes, but I can't or I'll poop myself :( lol

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but the worst alarm clock would be to get shot in the face while sleeping.

by Anonymous 12 years ago