+249 Great, you've managed to save about two minutes by lugging 10298357 grocery bags back in two trips, in the process injuring your fingers and most likely straining your back. Good luck opening the door, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

*kick door, kick door* "MOOOOM OPEN THE DOOOOR"

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My mom usually has just as many bags in her hands and she's behind me. But I like your joke.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have heard great things about your mom, Stacy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Lol, I can't tell you how many school dances that song has ruined.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I didn't know schools played that song.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

My school does. They also played that song Whips and Chains Excite Me during lunch once, yet we can't have a smoking scene in our school play...my school has censorship issues.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It sound like it does. When my school plys music it is kind of like bookstore music.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the only other time is since my school is one of the two schools that are known for their fine arts, once a week one of them perform on the stage in the cafeteria. So generally music plays because band and orchestra obviously provide their own music, the choir teacher plays the piano loudly so you can't hear the actual choir, dance have a cd andradio for some strange reason, and they polay the bookstore music over the visual art performance which is like watching paint dry[zing]

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I am a pro at opening the door with no free hands :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Your attitude about taking in the groceries is killin me

by Anonymous 12 years ago

carrying lots of groceries doesn't strain your back...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

What the hell do you buy?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I dunno about you, but I walk to and from my grocery store, so I carry all my groceries anyway. It's not a big deal to get to the door and I'm really not going to make multiple trips to the store.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I used to bag groceries for a living so I'll carry how ever many bags of groceries I want, thank you.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I have mastered the "ninja kick the latch down" with no hands. bringing in the ton of groceries is no problemo

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Worth it.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Challenge accepted.

by Anonymous 12 years ago