+119 It would be funny if there was a fast sex store. Their slogan could be, "In and out in 30 seconds or your money back!", amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Best 30 seconds of my life.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

On an only vaguely related note, there's a carpet shop where I live with the slogan "get laid professionally or just get gripped and felt". It amuses me to no end.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I followed a builder’s van last year, & on the back of it a sign proudly proclaimed that “We will handle your erection!”

by Anonymous 10 months ago