+142 I swear this is true, where I live there is a church billboard which reads, "Before you can first enter Heaven, Jesus must first enter you." Lol Kinda gives the second coming of Jesus a whole new meaning, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Not even remotely funny.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think it's pretty fucking hilarious and clever, myself. Then again I'm not uptight. I'm sure Jesus would've had a sense of humor, too.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

the way you worded it with the "I swear this is true.." takes away from the humor.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I think the fact that it's true makes it funny. Church billboards in Texas are hysterical.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

but.. then again we don't know if it's true. and just because you said it is, doesn't mean it is. we don't know you, you could be lying to get a good post

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But I'm not. Anyhow, whether or not you believe me is unimportant I suppose, I'm just trying to explain my wording. This isn't really so unbelievable though. Google funny church signs in Texas, you'll see.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why? Is that because you don't approve of gays and therefore don't want Jesus to enter you?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I suggested this for POTD but since it's so controversial I doubt it has a chance...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It doesn't say anything about abortions or boobs, it'll never be POTD.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

The one today is about nudists. Although I guess that does have to do with boobs, nevermind...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Comments turned it into a boobs post..

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yeah you're probably right, but thanks anyway. :)

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thts fckin disgusting dude you should be appalled! Why I ought to tell your mother! Sike nah I dnt really care this is hilarious, but I still no Wayed it... Asshole

by Anonymous 12 years ago

If you find it hilarious, why would you disagree?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Cuz I hate your viewpoint on the topic asshole

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hehe, you silly little fucker.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hehe you silly little fagot

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Aww, the stupid fuck doesn't know how to spell faggot.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would I wanna know how to spell it? Who cares how it's spelled are we in school? No it's the Internet fruitcake

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You have to add periods at the end of your sentences, silly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Thanks madam

by Anonymous 12 years ago

You're welcome. You could use all the spelling and grammar help you can get, silly. For example, you didn't follow my last tip about adding periods to the end of sentences. Could you please rewrite that sentence with a period at the end for me?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Nah I'm good kid, periods are for girls

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Why would you call me a faggot in a degrading way but not like girls, silly?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I don't know silly, maybe because you're so silly, silly haha silly and silly____

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Providing underline characters at the end of your sentence doesn't substitute for periods, silly. And I am pretty damn silly myself.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Silly faggot, dicks are for chicks/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Good job spelling "faggot" right. Looks like you're learning from my lessons. And replace that slash character with a period, silly.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Okay silly !,;);&;$,$,$:

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Hehe, you silly little fucker!

by Anonymous 12 years ago

I'm just waiting for Jesus_Christ

by Anonymous 12 years ago

So,this is what the preists told the kids...

by Anonymous 12 years ago

This has been on the internet for ages, and I wouldn't have really minded that you reposted it, but the way you phrased it like a giddy teenage girl, acted like it happened to you (it didn't), and put "Lol" really pisses me off.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

? This isn't a repost. My boyfriend told me about the sign, I responded with the second coming of Jesus thing, and then realized it would make a brilliant post. If this resembles anything else then it is purely coincidental and I had no prior knowledge. :/

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Must people pervert even the most sacred things? Obviously, the church meant that statement to be taken spiritually.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

But it's a much funnier statement when taken sexually.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Yes. Yes we must.

by Anonymous 12 years ago