Goldfish crackers must be really optimistic. They get roasted in an oven, suffocated in an air tight package, and escape only to be crunched and grinded savagely in a mouth. Yet they are always smiling, amirite?

+304 Goldfish crackers must be really optimistic. They get roasted in an oven, suffocated in an air tight package, and escape only to be crunched and grinded savagely in a mouth. Yet they are always smiling, amirite?

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Well not always, only about half the time

by Anonymous 12 years ago

Its because they're baked.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's because they know they're about to get the sweet release of death.

by Anonymous 12 years ago

It's because they're inanimate and the smile is put there by the company. Yea, I'm that guy.

by Anonymous 12 years ago